The Awry Static Short is a men’s ultra-lightweight athletic short that makes a statement without saying a word. Featuring a bold static heather print and a daring 2-inch inseam, this airy, 4-way stretch short in Azure is shockingly practical — with hidden no-show zipper pockets that keep your essentials locked down without ruining the silhouette.
Key Features
- Fit — Relaxed waistband with a 2-inch inseam that skims the upper thigh. No drawstring for a clean exterior line. Size up for slightly more coverage; true to size guide otherwise. Model is 6’2″ wearing a size M.
- Feel — 4-way stretch polyester-spandex blend that is ultra-lightweight and breathable — almost weightless on the body. The fabric is airy and moves freely with any range of motion.
- Design — Distinctive static heather print in Azure with a miniaturized rubber logo on the right leg. Hidden zipper pockets sit flush against the body for an uninterrupted silhouette.
- Coverage — 2-inch inseam provides minimal thigh coverage by design. Best for lounging at home, casual warm-weather wear, and social settings rather than high-intensity athletic activity.
Designer’s Note
The STATIC Short was designed around the idea that bold doesn’t have to mean complicated. The static heather print creates visual texture and movement without a single extra seam — dangerously distracting, but effortlessly wearable.









